Wonderdogs

The other night, Channel 2’s XXX featured maltreated dogs in a government pound. The dogs were kept in a tight space, were not cleaned, not fed, and were even beaten with wooden sticks. Most were extremely thin, filthy and sick from living with their own wastes.

Luckily, they were all transferred to an animal foundation that would take good care of them until someone adopts them. So there’s still a good ending for these dogs. :)

I don’t have a dog as a pet right now. Current work and living conditions prevent that possibility. But I’ve had a few wonderful dogs since I was a child.

Kimbo

Kimbo was born when I was two years old. He really was my grandfather’s dog but I spent so much time in their house that he became so familiar to me as I grew from a toddler to a girl. He was a huge black dog that scared the shit out of the neighborhood kids who tried to steal from my grandpa’s fruit trees, but he was very gentle towards me. I remember walking around the grounds as a very young child with Kimbo beside me making sure I was safe.

He was also as smart as he was kind. I would talk to him and he understood every thing I said. :) Or at least I thought he did.

After one particularly strong typhoon, Kimbo got sick and died soon after. Grandpa buried him behind the house near the river. A day later, one stupid uncle dug him up and cooked him for pulutan for him and his drunk friends.

Ciara

Mom bought this pretty Japanese Spitz while we lived in Manila, near the Malacanang Palace. She was our baby. A few months after, my brother Jiko was born. He adored her but she seemed to resent her presence. Jiko and I never had sibling rivalry because it was Ciara who developed attention issues with the new baby. :D But she was my girl. I loved that dog even if her sense of direction was worse than mine.

A few years after, all of us had to move to Riyadh and Ciara was sold to another family. I hope she was happy.

Paige

I named her after Christopher Pike’s heroine in The Starlight Crystal. She didn’t think of herself as a dog. She spent more time indoors than out, never made a mess, was such a lady that we never saw any evidence of dog poo in the yard during the whole time she spent with us. Whenever she’d go out and come home late, I would hear her knocking on the gate politely, asking to be let in.

When her babies were born, she immediately led Jiko and me to her “nest” beside the trees and insisted that we hold her puppies.

On the day of my high school graduation, I found out that the same uncle who ate Kimbo years before killed and did the same thing to Paige. I attended the school Mass, went home and cried myself to sleep.

Pancho

This little puppy just suddenly appeared the day my grandfather died. We had no idea where he came from but he stayed with our family and never left after that. He liked to eat everything we ate, especially spaghetti. He had such an appetite that at one point, his tummy grazed the ground and his little legs cold no longer support him.

Pancho was friendly to the extreme. He would wag his tail at everyone, whether it’s a family member or a stranger. To our surprise, he grew to be a gigantic beautiful dog with a long, golden brown coat. He was a useless guard dog because he never barked or growled at anyone, but just liked to play all the time.

No one but my brother Jiko was big and strong enough to control Pancho whenever he was taken out for walks. Jiko and I spent most of the year abroad. Because of that, one of my relatives had the brilliant idea to sell him and buy a smaller dog and named that one “Pancho” as well. Jiko and I turned our noses up at the impostor and never had another dog since then.

The Twilight Rant

I had dinner with Trish and Jannin last Saturday at a 3-in-1 resto: Pho Hoa / Jack’s Loft / some Middle Eastern name I forgot.

Jannin and I both loved our tasty Vietnamese noodle bowls. Trish was less than excited about the bland chicken kebab and the watery humus. She told me that she really loved Middle Eastern food. I felt bad that I had access to yummy, authentic (and cheap!) Mid-East cuisine every single day in Riyadh and it’s so hard to get those here at home. So I better learn how to make mean kebabs and kabsas so I can cook for her someday. :D

~*~

I have a really, really embarrassing secret. It’s so bad that I only told two people: Chris and this blog. Haha.

I have always been a strong critic of the Twilight series by Stephenie Meyer. Why?

1. Because Bella Swan is a pathetic crybaby.
2. The writer’s parents spelled “Stephanie” wrong.
3. The book was badly written.

Yesterday, I decided to re-read Twilight out of sheer boredom. By the time I finished the book today, I had to admit that it was not as bad as I first thought. And what more… I wanted all the books. And the movie. I actually bought a copy of the film, and I never buy movies because I believe they should all be downloaded free! And I can’t wait for the film version of the sequel. *runsaroundandscreams*

twilight-movie-poster

I liked Twilight! o_o The world will never be the same again. But I just want to make a few things very clear:

1. While not as repulsive as before, Bella Swan is still a pathetic crybaby.
2. Edward Cullen has to spend at least one night with me.
3. The actor who plays Edward in the film, Robert Pattinson, has to be stripped, tied with a ribbon and sent to all women everywhere as a yummy Christmas treat.

And “Stephenie” is still the wrong way to spell it.

What not to do

… to friends:

1. Backbite them.
2. Stab them in the back and plan awful things while they go around thinking that you two are still good and doing well.
3. Talk about them in mean ways to other people.

#3 is not for the friend’s benefit. It just looks bad to others if you are heard saying weird stuff about your friends.

What to do:

TALK to your friend.
ASK him/her about issues and problems.
CONFRONT her/him in a civil way and don’t say “whatever” in the middle of a discussion just because you have nothing intelligent to say.

And that’s my final word on the matter. :)

Fermin is Love

‘In my family, we’ve always had a speedy metabolism. My sister, Jesusa, God rest her soul, was capable of eating a six-egg omelette with blood sausage in the afternoon and then tucking in like a Cossack at night. Poor thing. She was just like me, you know? Same face and same classic figure, rather on the lean side. A doctor from Caceres once told my mother that the Romero de Torres family was the missing link between man and the hammerhead, for ninety percent of our organism is cartilage, mainly concentrated in the nose and the outer ear. Jesusa was often mistaken for me in the village, because she never grew breasts and began to shave before I did. She died of consumption when she was twenty-two, a virgin to the end and secretly in love with a sanctimonious priest who, when he met her in the street, always said, “Hello, Fermin, you’re becoming quite a dashing young man.” Life’s ironies.’

- Fermin
The Shadow of the Wind, Carlos Ruiz Zafon

I have not finished the book yet. But it’s long and oh-so-worth every single page. I’m about halfway through its 510 pages and I only started it yesterday. I’m about as obsessed with it as the protagonist is obsessed with the book he found in the Cemetery of Forgotten Books.

The hero, Daniel Sempere, is very likable, sensitive and is far too obsessed with love just like any hormonal male teen. But it’s his uncouth, shameless, and charming best friend Fermin that stole my heart. :D

Why my Future Spawn Can’t Have Boob Bags

Whenever Sofia, my 4-year-old sis comes home from school, Chris knows that Steffi-and-Chris time is over and it’s Sofia-and-Chris chat time. We don’t really have a choice, she barges in, dominates the space until her older sister (me) gives up. He calls her “the ball of energy”. :D

She usually tells him everything new (in between the excited shrieks and jumps) and shows off her school stars or her new hand puppet. Yesterday, she showed him her boob bag–a one-of-a-kind purchase that both my mom and I are particularly proud of. ;)

Sofia & the boob bag

Sof and the boob bag.


The pose was her idea.

The pose was her idea.

Chris: o_o Why would you give a little girl a boob bag??
Steffi: Because it’s so cute and tiny. And it’s funny! Mom bought that hehe.
C: It looks like something that belongs in a bachelorette party!
S: Does this mean I can’t buy our future daughter a boob bag? :(
C: Um, we need to have a discussion.
S: Why?
C: I don’t think both sets of in-laws would like the idea.
S: My mom would love it!
C: Haha.

Hours later… I just couldn’t let it go.

S: Why can’t our daughter have a boob bag? *pouts*
C: Fine. :P She can have her boob bag.
S: Yay!

Wardrobe Malfunctions and Welcome to the Philippines!

Yes, I’m home. :) Unfortunately, I find it hard to have fun as I’m also praying hard that my recruitment process will be completed soon.

The very next day after the plane landed, Mom took me shopping. To celebrate my return to freedom, I wore a transparentish peach shirt with what I thought was a tasteful bra underneath. After hours of walking around, I noticed a security guard checking me out. I tried to look at my chest but it was hard to tell up close.

Me: Mom, are my nipples showing?
Mom: Oh my God… cover them! The top of your areolas are showing.
Me: Tangina.

Thank God for very long hair.

A little later, while we were chatting in The French Baker, Mom noticed a few ladies looking over at our table. She asked me if my “parts” were showing again. I said:

“If they were, women wouldn’t be the ones looking.”

The moral of the story? WEAR A BETTER BRA.

Goofy Meets Neruda

Steffi: Do you read poetry?
Chris: Sometimes.
S: Have you read Neruda?
C: Not yet.
S: I posted this (If You Forget Me) when an ex broke up with me. And I posted this (Your Feet) when I thought of you.
C: The first one is pretty simple. It means “Screw me and I’ll screw you back.” Hahaha.

He’s actually right. D’oh.

Bah

So I’m at work when I’m not supposed to be at work. I just need to finish a few things (martyr!!!) before I can go. So you see, I’m not as horrible or biatchy as I’m said to be. I actually believe in charity. *rofl*

I’m listening to a meeting right now and I remember thinking that the speaker was so hot. Not pretty-boy cute, but very attractive in a Jurassic Park-meets-The Fast and the Furious kind of way. (I am so making sense right now.) He let it slip that he’s from Australia and the first thing I thought was: Oz! Yay! Timtams!

I have so many blogs linked from my page. There are some that I check often, some that I visit only when I think of the writer or when I feel like it. But I tend to miss amusing posts because I’m so lazy to check one by one. The solution?

Follow The Philosophy of Chocolate
Follow my blog with bloglovin´

It allows you to collect all your favorite blogs and will show their updates in one place. So you won’t miss a thing. :) Brilliant idea.

Until they found you.

I was toobing around Mina’s blog and found her post about Neruda’s poem “Your Feet“. I haven’t encountered this one yet before and the title seems so incongruous. What’s so inspiring about feet?

Until I read it.

YOUR FEET by Pablo Neruda
When I cannot look at your face
I look at your feet.
Your feet of arched bone,
your hard little feet.
I know that they support you,
and that your sweet weight
rises upon them.
Your waist and your breasts,
the doubled purple
of your nipples,
the sockets of your eyes
that have just flown away,
your wide fruit mouth,
your red tresses,
my little tower.
But I love your feet
only because they walked
upon the earth and upon
the wind and upon the waters,
until they found me.

BUSY 101

From today until Friday, please don’t expect me to be sensible or have free time. I will be panicking to get my job done, whittle pending down to an acceptable minimum, finish the dratted laundry, pack & plan, finish my clearance and make sure I get my money, spend time with Goofy … all before I leave for the PI.

I’m panicking, yes. I managed to leave everything to the last minute. Again. And I expect to pay the price for it. :P Dammit.

Sexual Harrassment

Can I press charges against my Goofy’s neighbor because she tried to sit on his lap while I was asleep? Luckily, I have a very nice and loyal Goofy who skedaddled out of there screaming.

Ok, so he may not have screamed. But psychologically he did. :D

This is a moral lesson for all women out there: Do NOT hit on your new neighbors when they’re just trying to be nice and neighborly by paying you a “hello” visit. This obviously doesn’t apply if your neighbor is Johnny Depp, Brad Pitt, or Billy Crudup. With those guys, you have to try because there’s a microscopic chance of you succeeding.

Chris: You laugh now, but it wasn’t funny.
Me: LMAO

Otso

My internet was a mess for two days. It’d get cut off, repaired, then cut off again hours later while I tried to contact customer service by phone and by land with largely unsuccessful results.

Yesterday, in the midst of complaining about my online woes to Chris and describing what happened to my so-so day, I exclaimed “It’s June 7! Yiiiiiii!!!” We greeted each other happy anniversary while laughing because we both forgot. Again.

And the internet is okay now. :D Seriously, Mobily customer service leaves so much to be desired. I am thankful that they wrote off the mysterious SR 440 that cropped up on my bill, but that was because I insisted on them explaining exactly how it even got there in the first place.

I can be very persuasive. :)

For Rachelle

(And of course you will.)

Smile! You’re on TV

Trish and Letski had their date. I’m so inggit. :D Wish I was there with you guys. I’ll do my best to get home asap.

And Trish is right, all three of us did change but still essentially remained the same. We just grew up a little for the better. We used to be a lot brattier, now we’re quieter, more patient and more understanding of ourselves and others. Sometimes when I look at the college pictures, I chuckle at the memory of the girls we used to be.

One thing never changed…. our love for FOODTRIPS! I can’t wait.

~*~

Last Wednesday, Dr. Z stopped me in the hall and asked me if I was on TV. I said “No way!”, haha. Then he went on to describe what I said on TV and what show it was. And from the depths of my muddled brain, I remembered the day this charming girl conned me into giving a brief interview about youth, money and happiness.

*blush* How embarrassing! I’m shy at heart. And the only reason why I agreed to say anything on-cam was because she was desperate to find someone who could speak English well and agree to be recorded by video. I remembered feeling relieved that I at least tried to look presentable that evening instead of usually dragging myself off the bed and saying “I’m ready!”. I even wore lipstick. And earrings! And I combed my hair! *lol*

I just didn’t think someone I know would actually see it.

15 First Dates

In the spirit of Guttervomit’s 25 First Dates, here’s a few of my first encounters in random order. Too bad I don’t have as many as 25 as I used to be a convent some 5 previous lives ago and I’m still adjusting to the modern era.

  1. He was 21, I was 16. School was canceled early. He texted me, asked if I was free and I ran out to meet him. We walked around until nightfall. He said I was extremely easy to talk to.
  2. I was 8 and he was 9. We used to play a lot and I thought he was nice. Until he kissed me while we were watching TV in his family’s living room. I walloped him.
  3. We decided we wanted to be together even before an actual date. He was nervous about visiting, my Dad was pissed with me for having a boyfriend, and I was anxious because I never invited anyone over before. I don’t remember if he brought doughnuts or croissants and he held my hand all the way up to the apartment door. I felt all the excitement of a high school kid at 22.
  4. It was Valentines and I was sick, at work and miserable. I called him if he wanted to come over for lunch and he said yes. Lunch was fantastic and I no longer felt so bad in spite of the fever. Next year, on February 14, I had to share him. :)
  5. I was drunk but not high. He was both. We made out for three hours on the bar, at the parking lot, and in the car. Weeks later, I ran into him on the street. We were both surprised, said hello and moved on.
  6. My girlfriend had a crush so we followed him around like 10-year old girls. He was so busy he never noticed us laughing and giggling whenever he passed. I agreed that he was cute and was later introduced to us all. And then he asked for my number.
  7. It was just supposed to be a short conversation. He was very formal and polite, showed me his chis and I said they were really cute. “Like you,” I thought. When I said I was 24 (and not 17) he said YES! and didn’t let me go for another 12 hours. Eight months later, I’m still glad that he didn’t.
  8. He surprised me by visiting my dorm. While we were chatting in the foyer, my friend arrived, saw him and said “Sensei!” and bowed twice. I thought it was hilarious and any hope of developing chemistry disappeared.
  9. He was French and could speak about 10 words of English. I couldn’t pronounce his name and figured the place was way too loud to talk. So we just kissed, danced, and laughed for hours. We said goodbye at 5am the next day.
  10. He looked like one of those handsome Mexican soap opera actors. He said he was Brazilian and insisted that he wanted to take me around during the remaining days of my holiday. While he was telling me how fun Sentosa would be, I saw his friend trying (and failing) to make-out with my friend. When Mr. Brazil turned away a bit, I pulled my friend away from his sleazy mate and escaped.
  11. I sat in Starbucks waiting for the rain to stop. He asked if he could share a table. He kept on talking while I was trying to catch the eye of the guy behind him. He woke me up with a call the next day, my phone died, and he thought I hung up.
  12. With 45 minutes left before the movie started, he said he wanted to buy a magazine. He bought FHM of all things and I spent a weird date looking over the pages with him. After Hannibal, we never went out again.
  13. He asked if he could visit my office. I said it wasn’t illegal. He came with a friend. The friend spoke to me and said the other guy was too shy to come inside. I went out, waved and waited for him to approach. He never did. The next day when he called, I advised him that it would be more lucrative if he turned his attentions to another girl. And asked all my colleagues to tell him I’m out in case he calls again.
  14. He got off work early just so he could see me. The guards wouldn’t let him in so we spent around 10 minutes outside the compound on the sidewalk saying goodbye. He had the prettiest eyes I’ve ever seen on a guy. And then he left for Austria.
  15. He crashed my birthday party, danced with me once and told me I had the best pair of legs he had ever seen. He gave me his number before leaving. I said “ick”, gave Ry the piece of paper and intentionally forgot about it.

The Right Formula

I forgot to apply moisturizer before I left for work and now my face feels scratchy, dry and mildly itchy. I feel like I have a beard growing haha. Moisturizing is not a vanity issue for me. Delaying wrinkles is nice but, for me, it’s a necessity! I live in Riyadh, the city that sucks all moisture out of the air and off your skin. So unless you like feeling like papyrus most of the time, I suggest constant hydration. My everyday face routine consists of moisturizer plus cheek tint and lipgloss and I can’t survive without any of the three.

I swear by Clinique Dramatically Different Moisturizing Lotion. When I was in London last summer, Mama Oda told me she swore by it and she looks way younger than her age. So while I was in Harrods, I loitered around the Clinique booth until the nice salesgirl helped me choose the products that were best for me.

I have uber-sensitive skin so I’m very very careful with make up (I rarely wear any) and creams (I hardly ever use them). I tried the small bottle of moisturizer first and then bought the big one after I was happy with the results. The smell is not overpowering, the texture is light and absorbent and it does not leave you feeling so greasy that you could fry an egg on your forehead. I got the 4.2 oz bottle with pump which costs 235 SR (62.6 USD / 2,959 PHP) in Debenhams.

I made my shushal brother try it last night and laughed when he conceded that it was worth the expense. Speaking of Jiko, never offer to treat him anywhere unless you’re prepared to spend. He’s snobbier than a Vanderbilt and told me that he never intends to marry because a wife will just cost money when he could just spend it on himself. FTW, lol.

~*~

I’m very happy for my friend Trish. When we were college students, we three–Alet, Trish and I–were the eternal singles. We even had bets about who’s going to end the spinsterhood. I was the first to get boyfriends and didn’t find much success in the past. Hopefully, and I do think I got the right formula this time, the Chris/Steffi story will end up differently. Trish waited a bit, got off into a rocky start but ended up being very happy with Zeph.

I mean Zeph, her guy. Not the ZEP. :D

I wish her all the best and I can’t wait to meet and get to know her Zeph better when I get home. Alet, the one who completes the trio, is still single. I have no idea why because she’s gorgeous and kind and crazy and funny…etc. But I suppose it’s better to wait and be safe than sorry.

I’ve always been transparent with my thoughts and feelings in a relationship. I’d hold back a bit during the first three or four months because I’d think that he might take me for granted if he knew the degree of my affections. But I always end up showing it. The first one couldn’t handle it and said I was too much. The second one… I don’t know what he thought, I have to ask him hehe. The last one understands, responds even more, and thinks it’s just perfect.

How Not to Be in a Sex Scandal

From Jessica Zafra’s Emotional Weather Report:

Be on your guard. Always conduct a sweep of the venue and check for hidden cameras. Confiscate mobile phones and other gadgets for the duration of the activity.

Establish that you do not wish to be “camcorded.” If possible, record the other party clearly saying, “I swear you are not being recorded.”

The old school, analog way to prevent this sort of exposure is to turn off all the lights. Bad for the cinematography.

Mind your data security. Computers, cameras, mobile phones, external drives and other gadgets are stolen all the time. Encrypt your files.

Assign passwords, and have passwords for your passwords. Don’t be an idiot and use your name or birthdate as your code. Random numbers are more difficult to crack. Stop complaining that your passwords are “hard to remember.” They’re supposed to be.

Use voice-activated log-ins, retinal scans, biometrics if you can. Set up firewalls. If you are on shared connections, use stealth mode. Yes, security systems can be hacked into, but you don’t have to make it easy for the intruder.

Read the whole thing here.

Archie and Veronica?


From Tricia.

Is this true? Grrrr. It’s not that Archie’s such a prize because I do like Jughead a lot more. But it’s the principle of winning.

I was hoping he’d choose Betty and then she’d leave him for someone better to make him realize just how badly he has treated her for decades. Haha.

~*~*~

I spent last night explaining my shopping habit to Chris. It’s not that I’m a shopaholic because I’m not. I wouldn’t spend all my money or my last 100SR on stuff. I’d hoard it! I’ve been through too many problems to not know the value of money.

It’s just that I prefer quality over quantity all the time with anything I use. For instance, I have only ONE pair of sunglasses and I’ve had it since I was 18. But it’s a beautiful Gucci that looks good anywhere, anytime at any decade. I figured that having one good thing is better than 100 cheap ones.

Ukay

It’s official. I agreed to work until June 15 and then I’m coming home to settle all the stuff I need to do before coming back again. My boss is afraid that I’d be gone for 3 months. I doubt it but it may take two months, knowing the bureaucratic red tape in the PI.

But it’s just not work stuff I have to deal with before I leave. My mom asked me to organize my clothes and box up everything I no longer use or wear whether they’re new or not. I have to agree with her that the situation is a nightmare: I don’t know where to put them anymore. The drawers are full, the cabinets are full, the closet is close to bursting and I’ve even invaded my mom’s closet space. I’m going to run out of little stools to put folded clothes on around the cabinets (haha) and no matter how many red hangers I buy from IKEA we’re always running short. *inhales* This is going to take me the whole weekend. I don’t remember the last time I had to organize my clothes! My brother thinks my sock drawer is a disgrace and I have to agree. There are hundreds in there and I can’t even find a pair. And when I can’t find decent socks, I go to M&S and buy more because I used to buy from Geant and poked holes in them after 2 washings. *headesks* I forgot I bought those nice dark green leather gloves on sale from Debenhams until I found them at the bottom of my underwear drawer just after winter ended.

So this weekend will be ukay-ukay in my room weekend. Luckily, I have lots of younger cousins who might appreciate the stuff I’ve outgrown. I don’t have any old tatty ones, they magically disappear. It’s just that I don’t use a lot of my clothes anymore because tastes change, and some of them are too casual for work. But they’d be perfect for a college student or someone who’s just starting to work in a less formal setting. (Who am I kidding? I wear Ipanemas to work!)

Let’s not even go to the shoes. Dad is annoyed that I’ve taken over the shoe shelves. :P Sofia loves them though. She plays dress up with my stuff and I always let her. The other night I caught her trying on black stockings. “WTF! o_0 You’re only 4!”

And the bags! The bags!

The accessories are not a problem: Sofia digs through them and gets what she wants.

~*~

Now lets go to another painful topic: packing. I never know what to bring. I end up either bringing too much (London, 2008) or bringing too little (Manila/Davao/Singapore, 2007) and I have to buy more because I run out of things to wear. I have to pack for at least 2 months this time and make sure I bring everything I need. With my horrible memory, I’d probably need a checklist.

And make sure I don’t forget my meds.

I’m not sure what to bring for the March holiday either. But that’s a long way away so I’ll probably plan and pack at the last minute, as usual. When I told Bella about the planned holiday with Chris and what clothes I needed to bring, she said: “You won’t need clothes.”

ROFLMAO

Finally

… I’ve chosen two B&B’s/hotels and asked Chris to book whatever’s available. I also felt it necessary to add that I wasn’t being paranoid and too-early as there are plenty of far more paranoid people who have booked the other places that we liked before me.

… I’ve booked my vacation dates at work to make sure that they’ll let me go.

… And just after I’ve settled into finishing what I can because I need to go home and process my work visa, they asked me for an extension. Nopes, I do not want an extension. There are too many things that are not okay in my work situation right now and I’m tired of them and want to get them over with. It’s not my fault that there’s no one to cover me. Tita Carmen resigned 2 months ago FFS, that was ample time to find someone to replace her.

And now that I’ve written this and no longer have any reason to postpone my To-do stuff, I have to return to work. *grumbles*