*shows off little pink bike with pink spokes, crown-shaped basket, sparkling purple paint, and P-R-I-N-C-E-S-S written on it*
Sofia: I have a new bike!
Me: Mom, how come you never gave me one of those when I was little?!
Mom: Er… There were no bikes like that yet.
Me: Yes there were!
Sofia: *smugly* Mommy loves me more.