People of Walmart

I had so many great and sensible ideas for today’s blog post. But, for some reason, People of Walmart won out. I blame Burn for this.

The ones that made me shake with repressed laughter in my silent office yesterday:

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I don’t get it. We have a trailer, a scooter, what seems to be a man taking a sh*t, shopping carts not in the cart return. I guess I’m just not looking hard enough.
New York

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Now that’s a titty!
California

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From what I can tell, you like playing soccer while lifting weights and fishing?
California

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Nothing says “I’m good with children” like a pink hat/hair combo and a toddler’s Hannah Montana t-shirt stitched onto your own creepy shirt. He wants to know if you need him to babysit on weekends.
Unknown

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Dear young females out there, remember when your parents said you would regret that lower back tattoo because it won’t look sexy when you get older; this is what they meant.
California

*goes to the bathroom to laugh*

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