Can I press charges against my Goofy’s neighbor because she tried to sit on his lap while I was asleep? Luckily, I have a very nice and loyal Goofy who skedaddled out of there screaming.
Ok, so he may not have screamed. But psychologically he did. 😀
This is a moral lesson for all women out there: Do NOT hit on your new neighbors when they’re just trying to be nice and neighborly by paying you a “hello” visit. This obviously doesn’t apply if your neighbor is Johnny Depp, Brad Pitt, or Billy Crudup. With those guys, you have to try because there’s a microscopic chance of you succeeding.
Chris: You laugh now, but it wasn’t funny.