Step 1: Avoid what psychologists refer to as “emotional eating.” This is hard, because many people have a tendency to experience emotions. To solve this problem, consume increasing dosages of psychotropic medications until you cease to feel emotions of any kind.
– From Amy Ozols’ “Looking Your Best“, The New Yorker
I was eating a calorie-laden strawberry-filled Krispy Kreme while reading this. Hehehe.
I’m really worried about Chris. I hope he’s not avoiding me along with everyone else he’s been avoiding. It sucks so bad that I can’t be there for him right now, not counting the ocean and a continent between us. Warren told me he’ll be able to visit in a couple of weeks, which is good. At least he won’t be alone.